One can wear tennies, one can rest in a boot. With weightbearing responsibilities reserved for the heel.
Guess which foot one should not land on, squarely, when hopping out of bed to help a sad child in the morning.
Guess which foot one should not use to climb a bunk bed.
Guess which foot one should not land on when falling off one's, ahem,
I was not named Grace for a reason.
My mama is not a damned liar.
On the other hand, I'm shocked as hell she didn't name me...Lurch.