Showing posts with label smart-aleck muses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label smart-aleck muses. Show all posts

Friday, February 18, 2011

"and the next a$$hole muttering about you-know-who being in the details is gonna get punched".

How's that for a closing line of a poem?

I couldn't tell you what my muse looks like.  I don't know where she is, what her real name is, or which axe she'll be grinding next.

All I know is I'm trying to put the kids to bed, mentally revise my schedule to accommodate more on my to-do list, and settle down for the day, and Lo and behold, guess who shows up. 

At 10:30 pm, my kids room, they're still muttering and tossing, and Terpsichore's kid sister starts pouring her evening's grudge into my ear.

Forcing me (paperless and penless - AS USUAL) to memorize the damned thing for half an hour so I don't miss anything.

Finally, both babies are out (hold the comments on my lame-a$$ parenting 'till next time, pretty please? :-) cold, I bolt downstairs, answer one question for my hubby, plop down, and write for 3 pages and a bit.  It's rough, someplace between a bit ironic and heavily devout, and inclusive of dremel tools, bacteria, octupi, and rust.
And tornados.

And it has one doozy of a last line.

And no, still not on track to make my goal this week for the short story.  That will take an act of you-know-who.

sweet and muse-less dreams to you all ;-)

S.